Avalanche: As Shuck as they come. No explaination needed.

Blackhawks: I'm gonna go with a no on Dave. He's been around them for quite some time in this league, but has never really acted like a Shuck.

Blue Jackets: Jesse has some Shuck-like traits, such as his love for cheap beer. But aside from that, and maybe a little of that Bryce-like sass, there's no true Shuck in Jesse. Not a Shuck.

Blues: If there's the slightest of chances that I get a single BRHL $ for this article, it goes out the window if I call Eric a Shuck. Not a Shuck.

Bruins: Hmm... Lance Uppercut.... Greg Almedia... both names I could see Bryce coming up with. Also conveniently joins the league after Dan leaves and just so happens to make podcasts...hmmm.... we could have our first closet Shuck. To be determined yet.

Canadiens: Steve is too normal to be a Shuck. Simple as that. No Shucks currently managing Montreal.

Canucks: Bryce's new farm team. All too convenient that he's a Canucks fan, a team that Bryce just so happens to hate. "Rob Botham" is closer to a Rob Shuck. We've got a Shuck in Vancouver.

Capitals: Retired cop from Jersey eh? Who just so happens to want to be in both leagues and fill voids in each. I'm still on the fence regarding Larry, but we could have an older generation Shuck on our hands here. Maybe a relative of Brad. TBD.

Coyotes: Edmonton fan from out west eh? This one seems too easy. Although Joel is too normal and friendly to fit the Shuck bill. Mr. Mireau is in the league to deter us from finding out how many Shucks truly exist in BRHL, but that doesn't make him a Shuck. No Shuck in Arizona.

Devils: Tim had gone relatively quiet on us for a while there at season's end. Now he's magically selling assets and has a ton of picks in this year's draft. I don't think Tim is a Shuck, but maybe Tim is gone and we have a "Ronald Shuck" running the Devils while taking Tim's identity. Tim is not a Shuck, but New Jersey's new GM is.

Ducks: Definitely not a Shuck.

Flames: Some Shuck tendancies here, but better than a Shuck can be. So no Shuck in Calgary.

Flyers: Anthony is too much like Anthony to be a Shuck. He's a one of a kind. Not a Shuck.

Golden Knights: I met Joe in person last year. He is a good dude, and doesn't appear to have any Shuck in him. Not a Shuck.

Hurricanes: Not a Shuck. If he is, I'm a Shuck. That's a scary thought, but one of only nightmares.

Islanders: Joe Bubanj, eh? The great return of Joe Bubanj, eh? Or is it the return of one KIRK SHUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!? Can't be Kirk, not active enough. But wouldn't that be something? Kirk swoops in under the name of former GM great, Joseph Bubanj. Interesting idea.

Jets: Hansford's are their own breed, and are too unlike Shucks to be Shucks. Or maybe that's what they want us to think..... Nah. Not Shucks.

Kings: Rumpy is not a Shuck, for now at least. If he spends any more time at Rex's they may become common law. If they do, maybe Rumpy says fuck it and changes his name to Tyler Shuck? Possible. But doesn't seem to have happened yet. At least we can say he doesn't have Shuck DNA in him.. or can we?

Lightning: Eric simply doesn't seem like a Shuck. I truly don't believe he is one. Thank our good lord for that.

Maple Leafs: See write-up for Jets. Garrett can't be a Shuck. He's a true Hansford boy.

Oilers: Here is our first ASIAN SHUCK. We all know it Leon. An Oilers fan who just so happens to appear in Boston. This is a Shuck if I've ever seen one.

Panthers: Tyler Bell is too normal to be a Shuck. Just goes about his business and brings good to the league. Very unlike a Shuck. No Shuck in Florida.

Penguins: Toby is not a Shuck unless Rich is a Shuck which would make me a Shuck and that'd be a shitshow. This is a Shuck-free family.

Predators: While it is odd that Mr. Shedz does so much for the league, that doesn't make him a Shuck. I'm going with a no. No Shucks in Nashville.

Rangers: PJ Jennings, eh? This could be a Shuck in training. Hasn't been overly active, but active enough that Bryce could be helping one of his kids run the show. I think there's a good chance that we have a Shuck running both New York teams.

Red Wings: AW SHUCKS. THE REASON I WROTE THIS ARTICLE. BRYCE'S MAIN ALTER EGO. THE ONE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT. This isn't a Shuck that we don't know about. This is BRHL Bryce Shuck, your Colorado Avalanche GM. Bringing that Colorado/Detroit rivalry back to life WHILE MANAGING BOTH TEAMS. HOLY SHIT. TOO MANY STORY-LINES. WHO HAS SEEN THESE TWO TOGETHER IN THE SAME PLACE, AT THE SAME TIME????? NO ONE. Not even Bryce's wife. She tried to cover for him on the podcast, but SHE'S NOT FOOLING ANYONE. Wow.

Sabres: Not a Shuck. I've seen photo evidence. No Shuck-like traits, either. Jared is safe.

Senators: Man oh man, there are some SHUCK TENDENCIES HERE. But not enough, and Toby has met Steph Villeneuve in person, so he can't be a Shuck. But man, what a story it'd be for another Shuck to run Ottawa. Wow.

Sharks: Mika Shuck. Hmmm.. has a nice, realistic ring to it. Activity level isn't one of a Shuck's, but that's to try and fool us. There's no real Fin in this league, it's another Shuck. Bob Shuck to be exact. Or maybe Bryan Shuck. One of them, though.

Stars: LOL. Man. Junya Shuck. What a story that'd be. Only problem is that Bryce isn't dumb enough to plant two fake-Asians in the league. I mean, Leon is a real Asian, but he's a Shuck. Junya, while also being Asian, isn't a Shuck. Leon (Yu) Shuck is a Shuck.

Stoners: Ryan "Rex Leak" Shuck is almost as Shuck as they come. A true, genuine Shuck with a farmer's twist. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GREATEST EXPANSION GM IN BRHL HISTORY, RYAN SHUCK.

Wild: Good old Al, the token old guy who isn't a Shuck. A refreshing breath of air. No Shuck in Minnesota.