1

Tampa Bay

Owen Power

Why? Because he is the one and only player from this draft that I know anything about. That and the fact that most of the other mocks have him #1. Also, he has an awesome name.

2

San Jose

Matty Beniers

See above. Matty is a lock to go top two according to most. So here he is.

3

Las Vegas

Mason McTavish

Oh wait, I lied. I have heard of this guy too. He must be good. Lets slot him in at #3.

4

Buffalo

Luke Hughes

I think he has a brother playing in the NHL. Or maybe 2? Or mabye it's an uncle who is a player agent or GM or something. Either way. Solid pedigree. An easy pick at 4 for Jared.

5

New York R

Wyatt Johnson

PJ rushes to the podium to pick easily the best player available in Johnson. He suddenly realizes he picked the wrong Johnson and tries to back track, but before he can...

6

Pittsburgh

Kent Johnson

Toby, realizing PJs mistak runs to the mic and quickly picks the "good" Johnson. A home run pick here for young Tobias.

7

Seattle

Jesper Wallstedt

Bryce's list cost him a pretty penny, but Rex takes the next player on the list and gets lucky as the next Rick Dipietro slips to him at pick 7.

8

Detroit

William Eklund

No idea who this guy is, but Eric had him at 6 so I presume Dan would be pumped to see him fall to #8.

9

San Jose

Chaz Lucius

I suspect Sumit knows about as much about prospects as I do so he lets Pat run the draft. Chaz has an awesome name that Pat just can't resist.

10

Florida

Dylan Guenther

Man it's a lot of work doing these Mock drafts. Sober Ty is pumped to see this guy fall in his lap after the earlier shennanigans.

11

Nashville

Cole Sillinger

At this point in the draft Sheds kids are probaly in the background hitting each other, puking on one another, or has unplugged his computer. Either way, Sheds sends Eric a text and asks him to draft BPA for him as he is indisposed.

12

Florida

Brandt Clarke

Isn't this the guy who put up huge numbers, but was overlooked by Team Canada? Sounds like the kind of guy Sober Ty would draft. Lock it in.

13

New Jersey

Aatu Raty

Ken is shellshocked 12 picks into his first BRHL zoom call and picks the guy who has the shortest name before his time expires.

14

Seattle

Sebastian Cossa

Rex goes for the next player on Bryces list. Not realizing it is yet another goalie…

15

Florida

No Clue

Jesus, how many picks does Sober Ty have? At this point, any small shred of knowledge I had about these players is gone, so I’m gonna stop naming players for the most part and just make stupid comments.

16

Las Vegas

Matthew Knies

This guy actually has a cool name, so I am gonna agree with Eric that he’s a solid pick for Joe here at #16. Nice work Joe.

17

Toronto

Luca Cunti (later deemed ineligible)

Oh shit. Is that Knies guy a leafs prospect? Haha. Garrett is screwed after he is stolen from him so he throws a hissyfit, quits the chat and trades the pick to his brother for next to nothing. Doc picks Luca Cunti

18

Anaheim

Kevin LaBanc

Is Svech available? No? How about Scheifle? With Svech and Scheifle off the board already, Devon pics the next best Colt. Kevin LaBanc.

19

Las Vegas

No Clue

Joe again? Dammit. I got no idea. Maybe he trades this pick to Bryce, and Bryce will draft some overhyped bust.

20

Anaheim

Bryan Little

Another player who just dominated as a Colt. This is an easy pick for Devon. A slam dunk if ever there was one.

21

Las Vegas

No Clue

WTF. Joe again?

22

Arizona

Logan Mailloux

Never one to shy away from controversy. Joel jumps in and grabs a guy who, if it wasn’t for his off-ice transgressions, would easily be a top 30 pick.

23

Calgary

Matthew Samoskevich

Eric nailed this one. Kevin is totally the kind of guy who would pick someone with a name like this. And he will 100% spell it correctly when he makes the pick in the chat too.

24

Tampa Bay

No Clue

Pissed that Joel stole his sleeper, Eric rages and throws his vanilla cooler at the computer screen, breaking the screen and making it impossible for him to make his pick.

25

Detroit

Some Asian Guy

Dan trades this pick to Junya and Junya picks some Asian guy.

26

Detroit

William Villeneuve

Dan trades this pick to Steph so Steph can draft his namesake. Too bad he forgot that he actually made a pick last year or whenever it was and already has this guy.

27

Calgary

Corson Cuelemens

Another Kevin kinda guy. Nothing is intuitive about this guys name, so Kevin takes him happily, easily nailing the spelling.

28

Vancouver

Tyler Boucher

“Rob forgets there is a draft and gets auto'd the BPA (take that with a grain of salt).” - Eric

29

Calgary

No Clue

So let me get this straight. Kevin has a stacked team AND a shitload of prospects AND a bunch of good picks. We are all screwed.

30

Arizona

No Clue

Joe has no clue either, and takes BPA… whoever that is.

31

Anaheim

Aaron Ekblad

BOOM! 

32

Arizona

No Clue

I’m tapped out. Joel searches through the arrest list from the Freedom Convoy and finds some guy on the list who meets our eligibility for drafting.