Good day friends, 

Today is christmas, so with that comes a long awaited article from Tobias, let's start with the Metro. 

Joseph Bubanj (Isles): You are a great dude with a high end sim team. No complaints from Tobias this Christmas however I would be adding at the deadline, go all in!

Jesse Vansickle (CBJ): With a last name like that you'd think Jesse would be destined for greatness, however he can not get past Joe, funny dude though so at least he has that going for him.  I would buy at the deadline if I am Jesse, maybe trade me a 1st for Mrazek this year or something. 

Anthony Cepparulo (PHI): Until you trade me Seider I will be angry with you, good job making your team remotely relevant this year, I hope to do the same in a couple, I would add at the deadline but be smart about it!

Richard Cordell (CAR): You need to at least re-tool, get over your hard on for Malkin and sell at the deadline, this is not the year for you! Listen to your son Tobias and enjoy the very comfy living in the house you just bought, that has an unfinished basement of course, way to be on brand. 

Larry Linke Dinke (WSH) : Larry! Despite countless high end offers for Zegras you still will not trade me him, and until then will not have any type of success in the playoffs, sell zegras to Tobias for the greater good of the team! Thank you! 

PJ (M.I.A) Jennings: Good guy but nowhere near active enough in chat, definitley continuing the rebuild this year but not tanking hard enough really, sell what you can at the deadline to help you in the next couple years! 

To the atlantic, get in Toby's good books and out of the naughty list before the next article comes out, because you are next!