Central Division: Merry Christmas from Tobias

This division might be the sickest group of cucks we have collectively throughout the league, lets get into it. 

 

Bryce Shuck (COL): The unfortunate reality is that no one is suprised to see the Avs at the top of this division, and I believe it has been this way since I joined. Bryce has taken repeated swings at getting to the cup final and to my knowledge had actually won a cup recently LOL whoops. Bryce will be an as usual buyer at this year's deadline and I expect something BIG. Apologies for the mistake Bryce, I hope this write up is better for you.

Eric Dolegowski (STL): Seeing Eric behind Bryce isn't exactly an unfamiliar site, in the BRHL or IRL. Eric has a strong high DF core of d men with a solid goalie, in a year where goaltending seems to be a very thin position, this could be a year where Eric makes yet another deep run in the playoffs. As long as I am properly compensated for my bet wins and articles Eric will stay in my good books, and be adding at the deadline for another lengthy run at the cup, good luck sir, and whatever you do, DO NOT let Bryce win. 

 

Jordan Hansford (WPG): Much like the IRL jets, the jets being in a playoff spot in the brhl is a suprise. How did they get here? I'm not sure even Doc is smart enough to figure this out LOL. With that being said, I am not really sure what Doc does here, does he add? Does he sell? I would probably do neither and ride out the momentum he seems to have rolling, and see where that takes him, a lot of difficult decisions to make in Manitoba. 

 

Al Wehr (MIN): Al! You probably hate me because we seem to go at it a lot but believe it or not, I don't hate you, I just hate the Minnesota Wild. While you keep loading up on an IRL mediocre team, I often wonder the same thing as I do about the IRL wild, what direction are you going? I THINK you are trying to win now, and if that is the goal then you need to add some big pieces to help push this team on a long playoff run, I would personally sell here, but that doesn't seem to fit Al's style. 

 

Tyler Shedden (NSH): What do I even say about you, behind a man with a beautiful name, is a very very mediocre hockey franchise, much like the IRL preds. I don't know why you decided to have all the OLD Stars players instead of their new ones, because their new ones are way better. Sheds needs to set a direction for this team one way or another, but I don't think this is his year to compete. 

 

Junya Kato (DAL): What a treat it is to see Junya down here, now because I don't like you Junya, but because I own your 1st! I hope Cam Fowler is taking you to the level you desired LOL! Without your first you need to add, and do it ASAP! Hit the panic button, because for the first time in years the stars are in TROUBLE. <3 you Junya. 

 

David Yee: Yee Haw I guess? Sorry I had to do something with that, but I'll show myself out shorlty. As summarized in Esteban's article, Dave seems to not know his sense of direction, is he competing, is he not? Lord knows, and so does Mr.Yee, but I don't think anybody else does. I would be selling, as long as you have your 1st, but even if you don't, this draft kinda sucks anyways, not the end of the world but I would like to see a strong sense of direction from Mr.Yee in the near future. 

 

Joel Mireau (ARZ): Joel! Despite being a nice guy and usually a pretty easy person to deal with, you have been at the bottom of the league for what feels like an eternity. I would love to see you make some strides to improve and become a near playoff team in this lifetime but at this point I am not sure Larry and Al will be alive to see any success here in the desert. Sell your rentals and hope to improve through FA and the draft. 

 

Hopefully will be able to put this series to an end in the next couple days, Pacific Division, you are next!

 

 

Kind of nailed mine. More like playing the cards I've dealt myself with expectations of win now
*no expectations......
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