The Pacific division is like the red headed step child of the BRHL. It was painful just writing this.

Anaheim: “Good looking team” -Stevie Wonder. Traded McDavid, and all he has to show is Svech and a prescription for depression. Connor Bedard is gonna Lindros the Ducks. 12 year rebuild incoming. Congrats, you played yourself. 

Calgary: His farm roster is longer than the Quran. He’s cornered the market on decent players on shitty teams. Paying Sid the Kids retirement fund. RIP Laf’s career. Congrats, you played yourself. 

Edmonton: All that talent, just to sit behind dumb and dumber in the standings. Leon probably has the car that’s always cleaned and polished, and no miles on it. Better hope this nucleus works, cuz there’s no pipeline. Congrats, you played yourself. 

Los Angeles: 2 years away from being 2 years away. Will fuck up Connor Bedards career with his 12 1sts for 1st OV trade that’s inevitable. Even other Tyler couldn’t save this mess. Congrats, you played yourself. 

San Jose: Living proof it’s called a trash CAN and not a a trash CANNOT. 1st place Team with a farm quality roster. No depth. No 1st liners. They’re 1 Tavares pulled hammy away from the lottery. This team has 0 future once MacT is moved. At least they have each other. Congrats, you played yourselves. 

Seattle: 14 year expansion build is in full swing. Should try scouting scouting forwards for a change. Chabot and Carlson are negative value. 800 farm goalies, and they all suck. Rem Pitlick is on his 1st line. Horraful*. Congrats, you played yourself. 

Vancouver: Fantasy football guru… in a hockey league. That’s like fake tits on a nun. FARM PLAYER10 might be his best prospect. Only drafts Canucks which is a terrible plan. Still not confirmed this isn’t Bryce’s burner account. Congrats, you played yourself. 

Vegas: This team thrives on being average. Average talent, average prospects, average performance. Vegas is the canteloupe of the leagues fruit salad. They’re kinda just there as filler. Congrats, you played yourself. 

*That’s horrible and awful combined for those following at home